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The South West is full of comedians… just ask the ticket-seller at a Bristol Rovers home match!
Some of the biggest names on the circuit built their reputations here and continue to appear at our top venues.
Laughter truly is the best medicine so don't miss out on an evening in the company of the manic Lee Evans, the morose but hilarious Jack Dee or the astute, political satire of Mark Thomas. For those who enjoy the pain and discomfort of others why not put down the dental tools for one night and try a legendary up-and-comer evening, showcasing the latest talent and occasionally the complete lack of it.
Who knows? Maybe you fancy your own chances of becoming the next Eddie Izzard?
So, there's this guy walking through the desert suffering from extreme dehydration. After several hours, he sees a market place with three stalls and crawls toward the first. "Water, water…" he pleads. "I'm afraid we only sell custard here." informs the trader. Perplexed, the man staggers on to the second stall and again begs for water. "I'm afraid we only sell double cream here." informs the trader. The man is astonished and barely makes it to the third stall. "Water, just a little water, please…" "I'm afraid we only sell strawberry jelly here." says the stall trader. The thirsty man is utterly exasperated. "How can you have three stalls in the middle of the desert and not one of you sells water?" he asks. "I don't know," replies the trader, "it is a trifle bizarre ( bazaar )!"
I'll get me coat!
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